Posted on 12 June 2006 at 6:20 am
i say call it “the pinko leftist agenda” and have people puzzle that out with great discussions like, “why ducks?” and “i don’t get it.” and finally “who the hell does this guy think he is anyway?” trust me. art criticism hasn’t been this energetically creative since di vinci painted his greatest work, “a duck walks in on the last supper and says…”
Posted on 12 June 2006 at 4:08 pm
Wow. I think amy and I should arm wrestle for who gets it when nbomb kicks the bucket. Very impressive.
Posted on 12 June 2006 at 4:17 pm
this is hilarious, because bat was all like, “i want it” too. usually i just force paintings on people who are good sports about it (see: merkin and amy). i feel like dave chappelle now; maybe i should go to africa and consider my fame and how to deal with it.
Posted on 12 June 2006 at 6:34 pm
it’s kind of ironic that the thing people most covet and want to own is the thing that is the most commie of all of your paintings. I am sorry that I missed your call, I was on the bus and people here don’t talk on phones on the bus and when I do it they look at me like “go back to the east coast you uppity bitch.” And all I can say to that is “true.”
Posted on 13 June 2006 at 2:26 pm
go Warhol on it and make some prints. we’ll paper our world with it.
Posted on 17 June 2006 at 3:32 pm
I’m glad the ducks aren’t green. Green is in an obscene color. Also, I bet those ducks have well formed definite opinions about Boston; they seem like harbingers a reckoning. BOSTON BEWARE THE DUCKS.
Posted on 10 June 2006 at 4:01 am
as an art lover, I can tell you that this is your best work yet. as the world’s largest private collector of Nicholas Richardson art I can tell you that I want it bad.