Mighty Amy Presents: Rejected Book Blurbs
Here are some fake jacket blurbs for some popular books. These are real books and are really from the Times Review. Number 3 is entirely my friend Chad’s joke and I can’t take any credit for it.
Read MoreMighty Movie Review (iss.5): Reviews for 3 Movies I Haven’t Seen
by Mighty Amy I haven’t seen these movies. I might do it, but it’s more likely I’ll watch Fletch or Zoolander.
Read MoreMighty Movie Review (iss.4): Overboard
by Mighty Amy Note: The title for Overboard in spanish speaking countries translates to “A Sea of Trouble.” My interest in Overboard was re-kindled during a Kurt-Russel-Movie-Knowing Contest that I was having against a co-worker in my company’s North Carolina office. I lost the contest at the point when the guy said “I should get [...]
Read MoreMighty Movie Review (iss.3): Tokyo Drift
by Mighty Amy The first Fast and the Furious brought us Vin Diesel as the king of an underground high jacking street-racer gang. That sounds good right? Hijacking Ferraris?! Hijacking Japanese import cars? Hijacking gold? Russian whores?! This gang was hijacking DVD players, which were widely available in Walgreens for reasonable prices in 2001, the [...]
Read MoreMighty Movie Review (iss.2): 3 Harrison Ford Movies
by Mighty Amy The following is a review of three Harrison Ford movies in the order that I saw them.
Read MoreMighty Movie Review (iss.1): John Carpenter’s The Thing
by Mighty Amy “I know I’m human. And if you were all these things, then you’d just attack me right now, so some of you are still human. This thing doesn’t want to show itself, it wants to hide inside an imitation. It’ll fight if it has to, but it’s vulnerable out in the open. [...]
Read Moreconfessions of a web noob: RE-SUBSCRIBE TO MAILING LIST!
Hey Everyone, As you may know, I am in charge of AMR internet stylings. What you may not know about me, is that I don’t really know that much about the internet, or web pagery. My point here is this: the old mailing list was cobbled together with a combination of chewed fruit stripe gum, twigs, [...]
Read Moreno sexy regrets
presents “Life Finds a Way (to Step Correctly).” A great miracle happened on 1/11/08 in Ponkiesbergh, NY, where we recorded this album as a series of one track, one take jams. This was also our first – sometimes regrettable – contact with a drum machine. We hope you enjoy it, n00b$. 1. the truth, honestly [...]
Read MoreGreetings!
Dearest in Christ, Greetings in the most precious name of our Lord Jesus Christ. My beloved, I know that this letter will come to you as a surprise, but I crave your indulgent to read this. I am Mrs. Marie Jones, a widow from Federal Republic Benin Cotonuo to late Tanko M. Jones. I am [...]
Read MoreHearts of Palm
Is it true that you don’t need to be able to sing, or play the guitar well, or have any rhythm at all to make an album? Yes. Here is an album that I made, the band is called Hearts of Palm. The band is me, with the help of my husband Matthew. Gilda the [...]
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