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Mighty Amy Presents: Rejected Book Blurbs

Here are some fake jacket blurbs for some popular books. These are real books and are really from the Times Review. Number 3 is entirely my friend Chad’s joke and I can’t take any credit for it.

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Posted on 31st March 20101 Comment
Mighty Movie Review (iss.5): Reviews for 3 Movies I Haven’t Seen

by Mighty Amy I haven’t seen these movies. I might do it, but it’s more likely I’ll watch Fletch or Zoolander.

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Posted on 17th March 2010No Comments
Mighty Movie Review (iss.4): Overboard

by Mighty Amy Note: The title for Overboard in spanish speaking countries translates to “A Sea of Trouble.” My interest in Overboard was re-kindled during a Kurt-Russel-Movie-Knowing Contest that I was having against a co-worker in my company’s North Carolina office. I lost the contest at the point when the guy said “I should get [...]

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Posted on 5th February 20106 Comments
Mighty Movie Review (iss.3): Tokyo Drift

by Mighty Amy The first Fast and the Furious brought us Vin Diesel as the king of an underground high jacking street-racer gang. That sounds good right? Hijacking Ferraris?! Hijacking Japanese import cars? Hijacking gold? Russian whores?! This gang was hijacking DVD players, which were widely available in Walgreens for reasonable prices in 2001, the [...]

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Posted on 18th January 20101 Comment
Mighty Movie Review (iss.2): 3 Harrison Ford Movies

by Mighty Amy The following is a review of three Harrison Ford movies in the order that I saw them.

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Posted on 15th January 20102 Comments
Mighty Movie Review (iss.1): John Carpenter’s The Thing

by Mighty Amy “I know I’m human. And if you were all these things, then you’d just attack me right now, so some of you are still human. This thing doesn’t want to show itself, it wants to hide inside an imitation. It’ll fight if it has to, but it’s vulnerable out in the open. [...]

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Posted on 14th January 20101 Comment
pop-punk sunday

second play-through of old, sloppy lyrics:

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Posted on 6th April 20093 Comments
confessions of a web noob: RE-SUBSCRIBE TO MAILING LIST!

Hey Everyone, As you may know, I am in charge of AMR internet stylings. What you may not know about me, is that I don’t really know that much about the internet, or web pagery. My point here is this: the old mailing list was cobbled together with a combination of chewed fruit stripe gum, twigs, [...]

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Posted on 6th April 2008No Comments
no sexy regrets

presents “Life Finds a Way (to Step Correctly).” A great miracle happened on 1/11/08 in Ponkiesbergh, NY, where we recorded this album as a series of one track, one take jams. This was also our first – sometimes regrettable – contact with a drum machine. We hope you enjoy it, n00b$. 1. the truth, honestly [...]

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Posted on 15th January 20086 Comments
Greetings!

Dearest in Christ, Greetings in the most precious name of our Lord Jesus Christ. My beloved, I know that this letter will come to you as a surprise, but I crave your indulgent to read this. I am Mrs. Marie Jones, a widow from Federal Republic Benin Cotonuo to late Tanko M. Jones. I am [...]

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Posted on 18th December 20073 Comments
Hearts of Palm

Is it true that you don’t need to be able to sing, or play the guitar well, or have any rhythm at all to make an album? Yes. Here is an album that I made, the band is called Hearts of Palm. The band is me, with the help of my husband Matthew. Gilda the [...]

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Posted on 16th December 20072 Comments