That thing with all the drowned authors – I’ve been feeling seriously bad in a way I don‘t expect anyone to really get or empathize with even though you all seem like the kind of people that should, you know – if you‘re being honest with yourselves given previous stances re: humanism and global circumstances and interconnectivities – but forgetting all that, I honestly promise every last one of you ten thousand times: there wasn’t anything sinister or “political” about it. It was basically – and I know, I know how this sounds, especially after all the memorials and stuff, but it was part of an environmental initiative. Reduced flow toilets, no-flow urinals. Enforced recyclable stations, and I know a few people who asked not to be named but who can attest to that enforced thing. We were super serious about sustainability – it was our main thing, which is a step forward given a look around yourselves, even with all the progress. And it’s hard when you’re a publisher to cut down on paper but we did that too: two-sided printing on that half-brown post-consumer product the soy ink doesn’t entirely stick to; e-books.
But the thing with e-books and brown paper, and I don’t mean to get too technical or whatever, but the main thing with e-books is electricity. And I am in no way claiming to be an expert consultant or electrician slash environmentalist but just from living in the world we all know that it takes however many joules or flashes of electricity or whatever to make an e-book run and that electricity mostly comes from the equivalent of blood diamonds, just clear cut coal farming in China or however, which is why we have windmills, which everyone also knows don’t work on any kind of a scale. So e-books never seemed to be the most eco-conscious sort of thing, we all thought, even though it might have seemed that way on the surface to the layman. I’m not meaning to give the impression that I was in any sort of inner circle or meetings, by the way. We were a family though, before the drownings, so of course I knew what was going on, felt able to empower myself to make a few suggestions when it came down to it. And what happened afterward, after the suggestions, well – I feel bad for that like I said before but basically this was just an office policy sort of thing and I’d like to remind everyone that we’re all people here and there’s no reason to make this hard world harder than it already is by default.
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